episode 3

Gargi L is very strange sometimes – she still talks about her other dogs a lot – sometimes she even calls me Emmaduke whoever that is and then of course there is Manny the Purereeni…sometimes I dream I am Manny – I am the biggest dog ever – and I have white hair that is really long and really soft and she loves me more than anyone – I dream that everyone loves me and there’s no more danger .. Manny was a perfect dog ..once she said to someone he was her shining white knight – that is really crazy  the night isn’t white and doesn’t shine so whatever –  I can’t be him anyway and wish I was I was more special so I could stop worrying about being sent back ..I can feel she’s not sure and I know I’m not very pretty or handsome  although I have heard people say I’m kinda sort of cute.. 

she always lets me out when she comes home but one time she left me out in the cold and I couldn’t stop shivering – it was really cold and when she came out she was really sorry and started to cry – she thought I was inside ..she said it was only an hour but I don’t believe her – she was gone forever – and I was going to freeze to death and  maybe then she would feel bad  about not loving me like Manny who had all that fur and of course loved the snow and slept outside all night – well I’m not him and I have no fur on my legs – well hardly any and I hate snow… I hate Manny too – I wish he was dead – well actually he is dead but I wish he would just  disappear – my owner still loves him more than me..

yesterday she took me along to ask the neighbor something and the neighbor said – is that your new dog – and Gargi L said – yes – and the neighbor said – OMG she’s beautiful – and Gargi L said – really?? like she didn’t believe her – seriously??  right in front of me!!!  the first time I get a compliment and she ruins it.. but I still want to be her dog …I just have to figure out how to get rid of Manny… 

I’ve had a rough time adjusting especially when she goes away I sit by the door and when she comes home I sit up and wave my paws around – she always gives me a hug so I’m going to keep doing that -I know she’s getting things because she brings back all kinds of bags and some of them have bread in them (which I love) she lets me stick my head in all the bags which I love to do! she said Manny used to do that – but he didn’t have to climb into the bag – so it’s different.. its actually much harder… 

we went to the trainer again and I was in that room again with Brutus or Bruno but this time there was a blanket over the cage but I knew I knew he was in there – I just pretended he wasn’t there and we walked around and I did sit and down for Gabrgy L and I was doing the right stuff and getting some treats and I have to admit I was getting kinda bored and trying not to listen to them talking about how bad I still was outside – but then the trainer said – let’s try something different- and she brought in a skateboard and she gave me treats and I got on the skateboard and I liked it!! it was fun and I was moving a little bit and I think I can do it better and then there was this flat box with a little funny things that went click and pop and then it was a treat underneath and I figured it out really fast and think the trainer really liked me… I could tell!!  and I got up on a little stool and I sat up and I waved my arms around and she was laughing and my owner was laughing and I was having fun I would’ve laughed but dogs don’t laugh – but I think I’m gonna start calling her my owner again because I think things went well and she was proud of me .. she said – well it looks like I have a circus dog – which made me very excited because I always wanted to be a dog that  saved people and found bombs and I could be with my owner because people let them into stores with their owners and I won’t have to stay in the car – my owner was pretty happy and we went to BurgirRing which I totally LOVE because she gets me a plain burger and gives me pieces in the CAR – it’s the best – but I guess she forgot about the last time..and the  problem where she opened the the window and people got really close to the car and it scared me that they’re close to her and I tried to kill them and she got upset because the food bag got stuck in the car window… but she seems to get over it when she eats french fries – I know this because I had one – she said I can’t have any more because they’re not good for me – I really don’t understand – she eats them and they make her happy..

but the best news is I’m not COVID!!!  heard her say her friend had COVID and  I’ve never seen her friend so it can’t be me – so whoever COVID is they better stay away from my owner because I know for sure she’s afraid of COVID and I will kill COVID before I let him near my owner…